willow pape can fuck the fuck off 

*hears noises at night*:
well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*:
here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*:
don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*:
great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*:
I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*:
shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary






ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children